Wrapping a method with Task.Run( ... ) hangs when called in a Static constructor

I have a series of long-running functions. I want to wrap them in a Task so that I can run all of them concurrently, rather than waiting for each one to finish sequentially.

The method calls, and all relevant field values and methods and properties exist within a static class.

I'm having a problem wherein the static class constructor fails to complete because it is hanging when I wrap a method within with Task.Run.

In compliance with the requisite Mininmal, Complete and Verifiable example requirements...

using System;
using System.Linq;
using System.Threading.Tasks;

namespace MCVEAsyncHang
{
    class Program
    {
        private static readonly string[] _foo;

        static Program()
        {
            _foo = Task.WhenAll(Task.Run(new Func<string>(One))).Result;
        }

        private static string One()
        {
            return "Foo";
        }

        private static void Print()
        {
            Console.WriteLine(
                _foo.Aggregate((total, current) => 
                     total + string.Format("{0}{1}", Environment.NewLine, current)));
        }

        static void Main(string[] args)
        {
            Print();
            Console.WriteLine("Done");
            Console.ReadLine();
        }
    }
}

I understand I can just create some other method and call that ( and I will if I have to ( begrudgingly so ) ) but if it IS possible, I'd rather keep this within the static class constructor.